Heart Stoppers Sports Grill

This hospital-themed burger joint isn't for everyone with a disclaimer on their menu saying "Overconsumption of our food will definitely lead to obesity, at which point you should consult a physician before starting an exercise program." In addition, the entire place is decked out, if you can call it that, like a hospital with waitresses dressed as nurses, wheelchairs in lieu of regular chairs, and assorted hospital equipment all over the place. It's kind of vile if you ask me, but apparently the medical kitsch is secondary to their menu boasting things like chili chest pain fries and burgers with names like the Heart Attacker and The Ripper, which are wheeled out on a cart attached to an IV bag. If you don't pass out from the food, you may when you receive your bill, delivered in a first-aid box. Actually, you won't. The food is reasonably priced but we couldn't resist. In fact, anyone weighing more than 350 pounds can eat at the restaurant for free. For the daredevils out there, we dare you to take The Heart Stopper Challenge: eat their 3-pound burger and fries and beat the best existing time and you'll replace the current champ on the wall. If not, your picture may end up in their City Morgue. Just like your arteries.

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