Tournament of Kings

Lords and Ladies, Wizards and Wenches, hasten thee to thy throne for the battle is about to commence. Yes, that's how they talk at this dinner show -- like a Renaissance fair only with better production values. If you're familiar with the Medieval Times chain, this will look familiar. For a fixed price, you get a dinner that's better than you might expect (Cornish game hen, very fine baked potato, and the like), which you eat with your hands (in keeping with the theme), while Merlin (or someone like him) spends too much time trying to work the crowd up with a singalong. This gives way to a competition among the kings of various medieval countries, competing for titles in knightly contests (jousting, horse races, and such) that are every bit as unrehearsed and spontaneous as a professional wrestling match. Eventually, good triumphs over evil and all that. Younger kids will like it, teenagers will be too jaded, and adults will probably be bored. 

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