Even less erotic than Amsterdam's (unsexy) Sex Museum, this ludicrous attempt at an homage to erotica is spread over five dusty floors, with one entirely dedicated to some rather alarming aspects of S&M; here you’ll find a photo opportunity complete with handcuffs and whips, which does at least raise a smile. Otherwise there are tons of lewd antique figurines on display, some sketches by John Lennon, and a flea-bitten re-creation of a red-light window complete with half-dressed waxwork prostitute.