I can translate: Storm is the weather-controlling X-Man, so an Accelatron must be a 90-second spinning-tub ride, like Disney’s teacups. Open, round cars spin on platters that themselves are on a giant rotating disk, and just to ensure maximum vomit velocity, each pod can be further spun using a plate in the middle. Strategy: Skip it unless you have insistent kids. In fact, Universal’s interest in operating this ride on a daily basis has been waning.