What the Palomino lacks in convenient location or gorgeous decor, it makes up for in nudity. Yes, this is the only strip club in Vegas where all the bits are revealed, thanks to the club’s license being grandfathered in before selling alcohol and being totally nekkid were banned from happening in the same place. In addition to women, there are male dancers as well, and they’re just as attractive as the ladies. But with great power comes great responsibility: you don’t have to sit on your hands during private dances (as is required in other similar establishments), but keep your phones in your pockets. Photos are strictly verboten. Call ahead to arrange free transportation to and from the club. Topless lap dances are $20; totally nude dances are $40. The Palomino is open Sunday through Thursday from 4pm to 5am and Friday and Saturday from 4pm to 7am.