“Lords and Ladies, Wizards and Wenches, hasten thee to thy throne, for the battle is about to commence.” Yes, that’s how they talk at this dinner show—like a Renaissance fair, only with better production values. There’s nothing different here than you’ll find at one of those Medieval Times chain restaurants, with a decent dinner and lots of knights-in-shining-armor–style theatrics. It’s not Game of Thrones (now THAT would be an interesting Vegas show), so it’s one of the few family-friendly options in town; younger kids will like it, teenagers will be too jaded, and adults will probably be bored. Shows are Monday and Friday at 6pm and Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday, and Sunday at 6 and 8:30pm.