Founded as a general store and bait-and-tackle shop in 1931, this funky, hard-to-find honky tonk out in the boondocks (tagline: “You Found It”) is affable indeed, but not up late (it closes at 10pm). Pizzas are tasty—try one topped with local shrimp—or consider a bowl of chili with all the fixings. One of the Keys’ oldest bars, blanketed with thousands of signed dollar bills, this rustic dive remains very much a locals’ hangout for drinking beer and listening to a jukebox heavy with 1980s tunes.