The burger here is just a frozen patty thrown on the grill, but it’s cooked under a hubcap (the better to seal in the juices), available at 4am, and served by a sassy queen in a “Clever Girl” T-shirt, making it so very worthwhile. Basic egg breakfasts and standard diner fare are also available. Bonus points for: excellent [‘]80s jukebox; Formica counter; red vinyl stools you can spin around on; pie. But mostly for aforementioned sass, which they have in spades here, 24/7.