The menu at Coastal looks like it came in a dream to a cafeteria weary college student; indeed, owners Jason LeBlanc and Keith Moore did meet in college and dream up Coastal Waters. Inside the unexceptional roadside building is a kitchen with a quirky sense of humor and considerable skill with pub grub. Astonishingly affordable burgers have names like “The Quagmire” and “The Big Lebowski.” The Coastal Ringer Burger (featured on TV’s You Gotta Eat Here) is a 6 oz patty, with homemade smoky sauce topped with a giant onion ring, bacon, and mozzarella all stuffed into a Kaiser bun and served with a steak knife stuck through its heart so you can cut it up rather than try to fit it into your mouth. It was built to be washed down with an on-tap craft beer. The wait staff wear humorous t-shirts, and there’s live entertainment some nights. You’re as likely to share the open room or even a table with a crew of bikers or a gaggle of plaid-garbed golfers fresh from the greens.