The long-running coach-tour favorite, at which your waitress is called a “wench,” is also an attraction in eight other North American cities, qualifying it as the McDonald’s of dinnertainment. You eat spare ribs and chicken with your hands while the jousters compete in an arena. For $10 more ($8 online), the Royalty Package gets you front-row seating, a free program, and a souvenir DVD. Its “castle” is located a few miles east of Disney on U.S. 192, in a downtrodden area of Kissimmee. It’s also always discounted by brochures to the tune of $15 less.