In One Day in Orlando

Well, I’m sorry for you. Just as it’s impossible to eat an entire box of Velveeta in one sitting (please don’t try), you can’t get the full breadth of Orlando in a single day.

Today: Make It a Magic Kingdom Day 

Thankfully, one Orlando attraction is so quintessential that you can enjoy it all by itself: Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom. Don’t miss the great Disney Audio-Animatronic odysseys Pirates of the Caribbean, Haunted Mansion, and “it’s a small world”, and be sure to brave the drops of Tron Lightcyle Run and Space Mountain. While you’re there, take a free spin on the monorail through the iconic Contemporary Resort after you connect for the free round-trip ride to Epcot, where you’ll at least see the other top Disney park from above. Stay until closing, through the fireworks, or, if you’ve had enough, head to a kitschy dinner banquet spectacle such as the Hoop-Dee-Doo Musical Revue. Hope you’re not hungry for subtlety!