SeaWorld's long-running Pirate Island show was retired in 2014, but Clyde and Seamore, a pair of sea lions, return in 2015 with a new spectacle. Their previous incarnation was a prototypical sea lion act: cheesy, anthropomorphic (animals doing double takes, saluting, and pretending to be choked by exasperated human companions), and slapstick. Their cute 25-minute presentation remains one of SeaWorld’s most cherished franchises. Strategy: The worst seats are to the left as you face the stage (they have partial views), and the best are to the right, by the stone bridge. Sea Lion & Otter Theater.