You’ll be able to feel the simulated thrill of a freeway car chase without moving so much as a foot on this overly macho import from Universal Studios Hollywood. The setup is that you’re VIPs trying to get to a party on time . . . exactly like a certain rockin’ roller coaster at Disney’s Hollywood Studios (hmmm). Once you leave the loading area on the tramlike “party bus,” motion simulator technology and crisp lateral projections collide—so that you don’t have to. Despite the testosteroned name, it’s so tame that there’s not even a seat belt—and so lame there's not usually a line. Strategy: Try to sit near the sides, where the view will be unobstructed.