Universal’s Dumbo ride. Here, silly slobbering aliens trick you into boarding a Day-Glo flying saucer (fitting two adults or one adult and two kids): “Please remain seated until the very end of the ride. You will know the ride has ended when your vehicle comes to a complete stop, or you have been eaten . . . I didn't just say that.” As you rotate gently around, Dumbo-style, you use a joystick to pass in front of tentacle-shaped poles, triggering sounds of exclamation from the citizens of Springfield. Strategy: Keep an eye on park schedules; it closes early when there’s a lagoon show. Spoiler alert: You don’t get eaten.