This ain’t Idaho, but it’s your own private Utuado, where rooms are rustic cabins scattered along a mountainside with verandas and porches with stunning vistas of the more than 100-acre former hacienda, which is wild with tropical plants and trees. The resort has an onsite botanical garden, a yoga studio with daily classes, a fresh water swimming pools, and hammocks everywhere. An onsite cafe serves breakfast and dinner daily and late lunch on weekends; it’s a mix of local and international food. At the Retreat, you’ll find no telephones, air-conditioning, or television—this place is about decompression in a tropical mountain paradise. A ceiling fan does the trick in the simple rooms. A nature trail from the property offers a great hike through a tropical forest; horseback tours can also be arranged for guests.