The Pineapple villa at Nickelodeon Hotels & Resorts Punta Cana (photo: nickresortpuntacana/Instagram)
It's not quite living in a pineapple under the sea, but it's as close as you're likely to get.
At the new Nickelodeon-themed beach resort in the Dominican Republic—not to be confused with Orlando's old Nick hotel, which closed in February—you can stay in a two-bedroom, three-bathroom luxury suite built to resemble the home of everybody's favorite absorbent hero, SpongeBob SquarePants (To be fair, his only real competition in that category is the Brawny man.)
Though inspired by the beloved cartoon, the colorful suite is a notch or two above what you'd find in Bikini Bottom. It comes with 1,500 square feet of space, a private pool, butler service, and your own cupcake bar, among other features.
But you might have to flip a lot of Krabby Patties to afford the place—the rate is a whopping $940 per night.