Avoid it like the plague. This sophomoric gross-out, with locations in 10 cities, sops up overflow from the London Eye. Costumed actors bray at you as you’re led through darkness from set to set, each representing a period of English history as a 13-year-old boy might define them. The climax is a pair of indoor carnival rides. If you dread being picked on by bad stand-up comics, you’re going to hate this place. Booking ahead may not save you having to queue. If you can’t resist, at least bundle it with a ticket on the London Eye for a discount.
The London Dungeon
County Hall, Westminster Bridge Rd., SE1
Our Rating Hours Times change but roughly daily 10am–5pm Transportation Tube: Westminster or Waterloo Phone 020/7654-0809 Prices Admission from £31 adults, £26 children 5–15; £7–£8 cheaper booked online Web site The London Dungeon
MapCounty Hall, Westminster Bridge Rd., SE1 London
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