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Nothing is a more surefire theme park-style diversion than life-size robotic dinosaurs planted amongst the tables. Every so often, the ceiling (at least, the one outside the simulated ice cave) is lit with a projected meteor shower and, for your amusement, the destruction of all prehistoric life forms is briefly simulated. Pass the ketchup. It's so silly it seems like a joke in a movie. You can probably predict the fare: Bronto Burgers, Artifact Stack fried onion rings, and to end it all, the $17 Chocolate Extinction, a fudge cake sundae for two or more people.